That's what my Halloween costume was... chef's jacket with roaches crawling out of the pockets, and ants and rats running around the hem and placket. But here's what really is a kitchen nightmare: the list of restaurant closings in Baltimore City, courtesy of the Baltimore Sun. The listings are from the city health department, and each of the counties surrounding Baltimore has a list. The listings are on a convenient Google Map, so take a look before you head out to eat. FYI, the listings run about a month behind, but you can spot trends.